Insect jokes
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A mother moth was telling her baby moth off saying, "If you don't eat all your cotton, you won't get any satin."
How can you make a moth ball ?
Hit it with a fly swatter.
Q: What did the Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant?
A: "Dead ant, Dead Ant ... Dead ant, Dead Ant .. Dead Ant"
(to the tune of Pink Panther theme).
How do fireflies lose weight?
They burn calories.
One ant was running across an unopened box of crackers and urging another to speed up. "But why do we have to hurry?" said one. "Can you read, you nut! It says, ‘Tear along the dotted line'".
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