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What do you call A Tale of Two Mosquitoes?
A bite-time story.
Why is it best to be bitten quickly by one mosquito?
Because an itch in time saves nine.
Why are mosquitoes annoying?
Because they get under your skin.
What did one mosquito say to another when they came out of the cinema?
Fancy a bite?
Two mosquitoes were buzzing round when they saw a drunken man.
One said to the other, "You bite him ? I'm driving."
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