Insect jokes
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A flea jumped over the swinging doors of a saloon, drank three whiskeys and jumped out again. He picked himself up from the dirt, dusted himself down and said, "OK, who moved my dog?"
How do you make a moth bawl?
Hit him with a fly swatter.
What insect lives on nothing?
A moth, because it eats holes.
Which fly captured the ladybird?
The dragon-fly.
Why was the ladybird kicked out of the forest?
Because she was a litter bug.
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